Bescarved...

No two ways about it. Chemo sucks. To all the women and men out there who have gone through this, my hat (or scarf) is off to you.

Oh,.. and the bangs are faux. Velcro on wisps of plastic hair. Note to Jessica Simpson: I can't use your bangs because one would need some hair to clip them into. http://www.voguewigs.com/bangs-hairdo-clip-in-hair-extensions.html Can't recall where I heard about her bangs but thought it was funny at the time.

For realistic fixes for us baldies, check out http://www.tlcdirect.org/. They sell everything from hair to breasts. Who would've thunk?!

Note to self: When all of this is over I would like to go on vacation!